01. If You Found This, It’s Probably Too Late

Oh, and the cost to correct a fraud, a fraud
I’m going to go out and kid them
Applaud, applaud
If you’re the highest bidder, I’m yours

You figure out pathetic sets
We’re not sure of the etiquette
We think out pathetic sets
We’re not sure of the etiquette

And if you found this, it’s probably too late
Clinically cynical, hereditary hate
If you found this, it’s probably too late
Ever so clinical, I’m running out of mates

If we concentrate on being off the cuff
Not sure we’re ready but probably rough
Frightening honesty isn’t enough
And it’s nothing on the early stuff

02. Brianstorm

Brian, top marks for not tryin’
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We’re grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder, are you puttin’ us under?
Cause we can’t take our eyes off
The t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There’s not a net you couldn’t slip through
Or at least that’s the impression I get
Cause you’re smooth and you’re wet
And she’s not aware yet, but she’s yours

She’ll be sayin’ “Use me,
Show me the jacuzzi”
I imagine that it’s there on a plate
Your rendezvous rate means that you’ll never be frightened
To make them wait for a while

I doubt it’s your style
Not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, collected, and commandin’
(Top marks for not tryin’)
You made the other stories standin’

With your renditions and jokes
Bet there’s hundreds of blokes
That have wept cause
You’ve stolen their, thunder

Are you puttin’ us under?
Cause we can’t take our eyes off
The t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

03. Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend

I don’t ever want to hate you
So don’t show me your bed
The only roads are cul-de-sacs
The first thing that she said

Temptation, greets you like your naughty mate
The one that used to get you in bother
But one you could never bring yourself to hate

And she said we’ve got that spark
That only lights a fuse
Helps you see in the dark
But it’s a sight you’ll lose when
The temptation greets you like your naughty friend

I don’t ever want to hate you
So don’t show me your bed
The only roads are cul-de-sacs
The only ends are dead

Temptation greets you like your naughty mate
One that made you steal and set things on fire
But one you haven’t seen of late

And I said that kind of talk
Only adds intrigue
To the cauldron of thought
It’s already exceeding
Temptation, the very thing that held her back

I don’t ever want to hate you
So don’t show me your bed
The only roads are cul-de-sacs
The only ends are dead

I don’t ever want to hate you
It’s not part of the plan
So keep your charm where I can’t see it

And your hands where I can

(Dizzee Rascal)
We used to be in tight me and my naughty friends
Caused enticement in the air
I mean day ‘n’ night
We robbed, we stole, we loved to fight
Smoking, drinking, joyriding
Drugs, thugs, not law-abiding
Reckless gangsters no direction
No sign of correction
But then i switched it off
Changed my ways
What the hell!
Like oh my days
But like my naughty friends
They’re not phased
Can’t believe that this music pays
See no reason why we can’t do
All the things we’ve always done
Still in my heart I know thats just what
But its hard to fight the temptation son

(Alex Turner)
The panic will fall down around you
If you don’t do what i say

I don’t ever want to hate you
So don’t show me your bed
The only roads are cul-de-sacs
The only ends are dead

I don’t ever want to hate you
It’s not part of the plan
So keep your charm where I can’t see it
And your hands where I can

04. What If You Were Right The First Time ?

The mixture between
The fantastic dream
And the fear
You wonder where she is
This afternoon

And does it get on your nerves
Make you slightly perturbed
That there’s things that you don’t know about her?
And even the places that she’s never been with yer, seem awful empty without her

You can’t look into those eyes
Down no telephone line
What if you were right first time?

The mixture between
The fantastic dream
And the fear
You wonder where she is
This afternoon

You can’t look into those eyes
Down no telephone line
What if you were right first time?