01. Matador

She was marrying a matador and he was with the weather girl
A very clever girl who stood out amongst several once
A terrible dilemma and forever he’ll regret this day he didn’t make the
Rescue from the building
Sulking won’t get you nowhere son
There’s blood on your chin where you’ve bitten your tongue
Smitten but might not be smitten for long if you’re still sitting she’ll soon
Be smitten and gone

02. Da Frame 2R

007 and Brucey Wayne
Are shitting themselves because there’s another name
Coming to claim what is his to claim
10% faster with a sturdier frame
He’s certainly come into his own
There’s one on is arm in every land that he roams
And two consecutive nights alone
Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown

They said he looks so handsome
Stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it’s boring to him
It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two thing’s you’ll never be my darling

Another run around and another push and shove
Further away from the idea of love
And his conclusion it must be good
Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud
Forgot to kick the tin
He knows where she’s going but dunt’ know where she’s been
And there’s the plus of the other thing
He’ll worry about it when it’s trouble he’s in

They said he looks so handsome
Stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it’s boring to him
It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last are two thing’s you’ll never be my darling
Thing’s you’ll never be my darling
(Thing’s you’ll never be my darling)
Two thing’s you will never be my darling
(Thing’s you’ll never be my darling)

Well he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines
Not to feel like a twat at times, is hard
But not for this kid, not when they come to you