01. One For The Road

From the bottom of your heart
The relegation zone
I saw this coming from the start
The shake, rattle and roll
The cracks in black out blinds cast patterns on the ceiling but you’re feeling fine
I thought it was dark outside, I thought it was dark outside

So we all go back to yours and you sit and talk to me on the floor
There’s no need to show me round baby, I feel like I’ve been here before
I’ve been wondering whether later, when you tell everyone to go, will you pour me one for the road?

I knew this would be on the cards
I knew you wouldn’t fold
I saw this coming from the start
The shake, rattle and roll

The mixture hits you hard
Don’t get that sinking feeling, don’t fall apart
Some out of tune guitar
Soundtrack to disaster

02. You’re So Dark

You got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allan Poe
You got your unkind of ravens
And your murder of crows
Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape
Been flashing triple A passes
At the cemetary gates

Cause you’re so dark, babe
But I want you hard
You’re so dark, babe
You’re so dark
You’re so dark
You’re so dark

And you’re so mysterious
Got that obsession with death
I saw your driving your Prius
And even that was Munster Koach-esque
You watch Italian horror and you listen to the scores
Leather-clad and spike collar
I want you down on all fours

Cause you’re so dark, babe
But I want you hard
You’re so dark, babe

I know you’re nothing like mine
Cause she’s walking on sunshine
And your love would tear us apart
And I know I’m not your type
Cause I don’t shun the daylight
But baby I’m willing to start

You’re so dark

Got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allen Poe
Got your unkind of ravens
Got your murder of crows

You’re so dark, babe
But I want you hard
You’re so dark, baby
But I want you hard
You’re so dark, oh
But I want you hard
You’re so dark, baby