Choo Choo
My baby wants to drive the train
But don’t you let her, don’t you let her touch the tracks
I said my baby wants to drive the train
Well all aboard yeah, and don’t forget to mind the gap
Don’t you let her, don’t you know
She’s sick and tired of
Being in the background, the passenger
Let her drive the train, oh!
Choo Choo!
Why don’t you let her drive the train?
Choo Choo!
Why don’t you let her drive the train, yeah
She’s setting off from platform four
Make your way down, we’ll shut the door bout quarter to five
I said she’s setting off from platform four
And they’ve decided that they’re gonna let her drive
Don’t you let her, don’t you know
She’s sick and tired of
Being in the background, the passenger
Let her drive the train, oh!
Choo Choo!
Why don’t you let her drive the train, oh…
Choo Choo!
Why don’t you let her drive my train, yeah
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Curtains Close
I so wanted it long but she cut it short
And now I’m catching a cold
I told you not but no crack in the doobie
But it was already rolled
Oh, I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
Oh well, I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed last night
Oh baby, I must be mad
Well, I don’t care about your massage oils
It’s got my skin going red
Cause I’m a mad mother-fucker
With my curtains open
Sitting tucked up in bed
I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
Oh well, I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed last night
Oh baby, I must be mad
I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
Oh well, I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed
Oh yeah, well I turned down my lights
And my curtains weren’t closed last night
Oh baby, I must be mad
Knock The Door And Run
Watch me… watch me go
Well I’m struttin’ up ever so slow
And now sting me… get in the groove
Cause they’re bangin’ on the door
Yes they’re hard and they’ll make a move
We’re wakin’ up those sleepers
You know we’re so mischievous
Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained
We’re wakin’ up those sleepers
You know we’re so mischievous
Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained
(Knock, run)
She’s got you up and she’s run, run, runnin’ away
(Knock, run)
You’re knockin’ first if you think that you’re comin’ to play
And I don’t mind
Cause all the time you’re talkin’ at me
No I don’t mind at all
Oh well cap-guns and polystyrene planes
Well I’m buyin’ penny bubblies with my change
Cause sting me… get in the groove
Cause they’re bangin’ on the door
Yes they’re hard and they’ll make a move
We’re wakin’ up those sleepers
You know we’re so mischievous
Just what you’ll do to keep us entertained
Oh well now she says she’s goin’
That she’s got the towel to throw in
Was just about to blow him and run away!
(Knock, run)
She’s got you up and she’s run, run, runnin’ away
(Knock, run)
You’re knockin’ first if you think that you’re comin’ to play
And I don’t mind
Cause all the time you’re talkin’ at me
Well I don’t mind at all… no
On The Run From The MI5
Come and take a leaf out of my book
I’m a crack dealing crook
Selling lots of rock and roll to the masses
And I know if you wanna take a trip to the city
We can go (to Gibraltar)
We can go (to Gibraltar)
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on
Give me your switch card – I’ll book some flights
1996 and I’m stuck at the bottom of a truck
Got the road right in my …, got detectives
And I’ll say if you catch me that I really wish
That I had stayed (in Gibraltar)
That I had stayed (in Gibraltar)
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, come on
Give me your switch card – I’ll book some flights
Ravey Ravey Ravey Club
She’s the victim, well fuck all that we ain’t goin home today
And she’s been too much magic beans to walk all men away
And she’s been eatin’ too much magic beans to walk all men away
Put up your picture and the playful love will get around
Yeah but we’ll get around yeah
Yeah but we’ll get around
Well everyones felling alright
I won’t be sleeping today
No I won’t be sleeping tonight
We’re felling silly, I’m feeling oh so sick
And I can’t see you through the smoke because the clouds so thick
And theres a fire as your dancing to the disco sound
Put up your picture baby and love will get around
Yeah but we’ll get around yeah
But yeah we’ll get around
Everyone’s feeling alright
I won’t be sleeping today
And I won’t be sleeping tonight
Space Invaders
Space invaders flying home
Yeah, they’re going to hit the sack
And they are prob’ly going to die getting high
Cause they’re mixing crazy … with the crack
And she’s kissing all the boys
She’s to clever to be slack
But she’s bound to go away for a day
In July, so she won’t be coming back
Baby, baby, baby
your good old days have died
Baby, baby, baby
Won’t you dry your pretty eyes
Baby, baby, baby
Your good old days are dead
Come on!
And she’s kissing all the boys
She’s to clever to be slack
But she’s bound to go away for a day
In July, so she won’t be coming back
Baby, baby, baby
your good old days have died
Baby, baby, baby
Won’t you dry your pretty eyes
Baby, baby, baby
Your good old days are dead
Come on!
Wavin’ Bye To The Train Or Bus
Oh baby, I’m wanting to do you a swap
I’ll give you anything, yeah
In return for the noises you’ve got
And I can see you want to be attended to
Just count to twenty-nine and I’ll attend to you
Oh for sure… well certainly, yeah yeah yeah
Wavin’ bye to the train or the bus
I’m ever so worried because…
I don’t want to get all forgotten…
So very comfortable..
Don’t really need to put up my feet,
And even in fat sam’s grand slam,
Can’t see it being easier to speak.
when you’ve karate-kicked your way to someone new
And I’m a memory and don’t know what to do
All on his own…
Collecting his dole n’ stuff
Wavin’ bye to the train or the bus
I’m ever so worried because…
I don’t want to get all forgotten…
Cause we know
Yeah, we know-oh-oh-oh
Oh we know, a woah-oh-oh
Don’t know where we’re going, baby
I s’pose it depends
But even if we’re all far apart
We can all come back and all be fine
We’ll be able to be together again
Be together again
Be together again
Be together again
…
Everybody will be together again!